A list of nine rules by which I live my life

There is no easy way to tell somebody that they are going to die. Much less that you are going to kill them.

A boy with no ideas in his head blows his brains out through a hole he makes in the back of his skull with a cordless drill.

When it is wet outside it is wet outside.

The gas leaks out of holes that you cannot see in the cold pavements that border the roads.

The gas first smells like egg, and then it kills you.

Sawdust must have other uses.

The example given on dictionary.com for ‘identical’ is “girls in identical outfits”. This is the example given for the definition: “similar in every detail; exactly alike”.

• Are you certain that the earth’s population is only 7 billion?